The sun is out, the trees are green, the air is warm: What a glorious time of year to sit in a minivan driving all over town going to assorted practices.
Cancel all personal hobbies.
Supply list: Sunblock. Water bottles. Approx. 300 thingies of Febreze.
Double-check that your comfy folding chair has a cup holder. Better yet, two cup holders. Oooh and one of those silly straws!!!
Decide whether the ick factor of using the teams batting helmets outweighs the astronomical cost factor of getting your kids their own.
Untangle giant ball of Velcroed shin guards.
Have camera ready ... you never know when someone's gonna take a tennis ball to the groin and go viral, son!
Give your absurd schedule of overlapping sports to Siri or something.
Check to see if cleats still fit. (They won't.)
Try to figure out the rules of soccer. Failing that, download "Words With Friends" and time your triple word scores with home team goals.