Roll in wearing your “Wanna Frost My Cupcakes?” apron, and nothing else.
Tell the kids they can keep whatever they lick.
Place “May Contain Hair” stickers on random items.
Make a big deal of pointing out the low-calorie selections to the principal.
Wonder aloud whether that whole food poisoning incident at last year’s sale ever got cleared up.
Ask how many are in a dozen.
Eat one of the PTO president's cookies and yell “Paula Deen ain’t got nuthin on this b*tch!”
Wink a lot when explaining that your brownies have a “special” ingredient.
Label the table with store-purchased items “Sh*t the Lazy Moms B(r)ought.”