Top 9 Ways Toddlers Are Just Like Katy Perry
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They both get frosting in the unlikeliest of places.
Toddlers have no idea what happened last Friday night either.
I once heard a kid refer to the teddy bear she left in a supermarket as The One That Got Away.
Personal fragrance line? Check. But the smells of small children are more, um, earthy.
They both have some major pipes, though it's unlikely that my toddler's rendition of "Itsy Bitsy Spider" will feature a guest spot by Snoop Dogg.
Colorful, outrageous, nonsensical clothing: Katy dresses pretty much exactly like my toddler when I let her dress herself.
Katy divorced Russell Brand. My toddler threw away a steel-wool pot scrubber.
Both prefer songs that kind of say the same things over and over and over and over.
You don't want your teenage daughter acting like either of them.