Top 9 Ways Toddlers Are Just Like Katy Perry
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#9
They both get frosting in the unlikeliest of places.
#8
Toddlers have no idea what happened last Friday night either.
#7
I once heard a kid refer to the teddy bear she left in a supermarket as The One That Got Away.
#6
Personal fragrance line? Check. But the smells of small children are more, um, earthy.
#5
They both have some major pipes, though it's unlikely that my toddler's rendition of "Itsy Bitsy Spider" will feature a guest spot by Snoop Dogg.
#4
Colorful, outrageous, nonsensical clothing: Katy dresses pretty much exactly like my toddler when I let her dress herself.
#3
Katy divorced Russell Brand. My toddler threw away a steel-wool pot scrubber.
#2
Both prefer songs that kind of say the same things over and over and over and over.
#1
You don't want your teenage daughter acting like either of them.
