Every day he comes home with a completely different lunchbox.
He’s asking you to pack king-sized Kit Kats because they’re “worth more.”
All you know is suddenly he’s got like $65.
You find an intricate Food Trade Value Cheat Sheet in his backpack.
He compliments you on a meatball sub recipe that you’ve never made.
He is asking his allowance be paid in Bugles.
At the end of the day, lunchbox basically contains baseball cards and some Beyblades.
There is a scribbled “IOU” on Fruit Gushers wrapper.
The note in his lunchbox is addressed, “To whom it may concern.”