Top 9 Ways Your House Is Like A Diner After You Have Kids

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Breakfast is served 24 hours a day.
There’s always a bottomless cup of coffee.
Your regulars usually look like they've just pulled an all-nighter.
There’s always a line for the bathroom.
It isn’t a clean bathroom either.
Pretty much every other order is for pancakes.
The table is always trashed at the end of the meal.
Wine and beer are available; you just have to ask for them.
The tips are just terrible.
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