Top 9 Ways Your Kid Will Ruin A Trip To The Movies
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Some people think kids ruin everything. They are definitely wrong about that. Unless they're talking about going to the movies ...
#9
Constantly asks "What's happening now" as it's happening now.
#8
Will throw a fit when the theater's snack counter doesnt have crustless PB&J.
#7
Wants to leave early. (I mean, come ON, we've stayed this long and I kind of need to know if that dolphin gets back to the ocean!)
#6
Demands you sit front row center, down in the Neck Cramp section.
#5
Discovers that circular pieces of candy will roll for many hundreds of feet down a sloped floor. Tests repeatedly.
#4
Celebrates beginning of movie by shouting I NEED TO PEEEEEEEEE!
#3
Complains when you can't pause it.
#2
Seems to be screaming in terror an awful lot for a Winnie the Pooh movie.
#1
Cries when the movie ends, when the movie starts and sometime during the middle.
