Top 9 Ways Your Toddler Is Like Your High School Boyfriend

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#9
Loves cartoons.
#8
Plays with his junk every chance he gets.
#7
Constantly getting into dumb fights at school.
#6
Pees in bushes.
#5
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#4
Would literally just sit around eating French fries all day long if he could.
#3
Cries when you tell him “no.”
#2
Has been known to brag about his morning poops.
#1
You let him go to sloppy seconds on the first date.
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