Top 9 Ways Your Toddler Is Like Your High School Boyfriend

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Loves cartoons.
Plays with his junk every chance he gets.
Constantly getting into dumb fights at school.
Pees in bushes.
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Would literally just sit around eating French fries all day long if he could.
Cries when you tell him “no.”
Has been known to brag about his morning poops.
You let him go to sloppy seconds on the first date.
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