Got a family road trip planned? Just remember: Not everything should be spied.
A bar we can hit while you kids play Angry Birds in the car.
Shenanigans at the north end of the truck stop.
Daddy falling asleep at the wheel.
Mommy losing her sense of humor.
The same stupid car we've seen for 45 stupid minutes because we haven't stupid moved.
A rest stop where we can walk Grandma.
The same block we were just on. No honey, your father isn't lost, he just missed his turn.
Another "My Child Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker that we'll never have.
The perfect place to stretch our legs that we're not stopping at because WE JUST STOPPED AN HOUR AGO.