Top 9 Worst Camps On The Planet

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Hey, kids! Here are some places we found in brochures! Get on the bus, and we'll see you in three weeks or whatever!
#9
Collapsing Volcano Adventure Camp
#8
Camp Buck It
#7
Medium-Length Lake Camp for the Moderately Talented-At-The-Arts
#6
Camp Shady Counselors
#5
ADHD Success Camp for ... Oh, Hey, Look! A Bird
#4
Camp Twins From "The Shining"
#3
The Don't-Expect-Any-Miracles Summer Program
#2
Antisocial Camp USA
#1
GapingWound Wilderness Camp