Top 9 Worst Slogans For Your Kid’s Campaign For School President

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Your kid has heart and ambition to spare, but school elections are all sound bites and partisan bickering these days.
#9
Mom says colleges are straight suckers for this kind of crap!
#8
Air vents on lockers for imprisoned dorks!
#7
Being a senior for the 5th time has offered a lot of perspective!
#6
I'll make cafeteria food so spicy you'll always get out of 6th period!
#5
Down with hand soap!
#4
Bring back the abacus and the art of vegetable canning!
#3
Let's go hang out in that van in the alley!
#2
Abolish swim team! Those uniforms are inappropriate!
#1
Being a teen mom can be cool, you guys!
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