Top 9 Worst Slogans For Your Kid’s Campaign For School President

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Your kid has heart and ambition to spare, but school elections are all sound bites and partisan bickering these days.
Mom says colleges are straight suckers for this kind of crap!
Air vents on lockers for imprisoned dorks!
Being a senior for the 5th time has offered a lot of perspective!
I'll make cafeteria food so spicy you'll always get out of 6th period!
Down with hand soap!
Bring back the abacus and the art of vegetable canning!
Let's go hang out in that van in the alley!
Abolish swim team! Those uniforms are inappropriate!
Being a teen mom can be cool, you guys!
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