Top 9 Worst Ways My Kids Could Cool Down This Summer
#9
Setting the air conditioner to 30 degrees. I WILL use your college fund to pay the bill.
#8
Standing on the side of the road waiting to be splashed by puddles.
#7
Shaving your head. And your little sister's.
#6
The sprinklers. Sure it looks fun, but you smell like sewage. Excuse me, more like sewage than usual.
#5
Wetting maxi pads and sticking six of them under your shirts (yes, I do know you've done this).
#4
Putting cans of soda in the freezer. Doesn't sound too bad? Go try it in Grandma's freezer.
#3
Painting your skin with red popsicles. Unless your plan is to always be covered in red sticky sh*t.
#2
Drinking hot chocolate. No, it will not make your insides so hot that your outsides feel cold.
#1
Whining about how hot you are. I can only assume you think it helps since you keep doing it?
