Setting the air conditioner to 30 degrees. I WILL use your college fund to pay the bill.
Standing on the side of the road waiting to be splashed by puddles.
Shaving your head. And your little sister's.
The sprinklers. Sure it looks fun, but you smell like sewage. Excuse me, more like sewage than usual.
Wetting maxi pads and sticking six of them under your shirts (yes, I do know you've done this).
Putting cans of soda in the freezer. Doesn't sound too bad? Go try it in Grandma's freezer.
Painting your skin with red popsicles. Unless your plan is to always be covered in red sticky sh*t.
Drinking hot chocolate. No, it will not make your insides so hot that your outsides feel cold.
Whining about how hot you are. I can only assume you think it helps since you keep doing it?