Top 9 Worst Ways To Explain To Your Kids Where Babies Come From

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#9
Take a field trip to a farm.
#8
Stage a very anatomically specific puppet show.
#7
Tell them that new babies arrive when another baby gets wet after midnight.
#6
I don't know, drop them off at the Family section of Barnes & Noble or something?
#5
Have them ask their Dad.
#4
Watch a horrifying 1960s filmstrip in 7th grade health class like the rest of us.
#3
Tell them the hospital has one of those claw games, and it's full of babies.
#2
Show them the video of their own births.
#1
Tell them you have absolutely no idea.
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