Your Childless Friend On: Breastfeeding
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Dear Childless Friend,
My nipples are so sore and dry. What can I do to feel better?
- Cracked
Dear Cracked,
Try rubbing lotion on each boob and then placing them in Ziploc bags overnight. Works wonders on my feet!
- Childless Friend
Dear Childless Friend,
How do I get my child to stop breastfeeding?
- Purple Nurple
Dear Nurple,
Put hot sauce on your nipples and tell him your boobs turned evil.
- Childless Friend
Dear Childless Friend,
I think my breasts might be engorged. What can I do?
- Hard and Heavy
Dear Heavy,
Oh boo hoo, my boobs are huge! Woe is me! Are your diamond shoes too tight, too?
- Childless Friend
