Your Childless Friend On: Sending Kids To Camp

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Dear Childless Friend,

Should I send my kids to sleepaway camp, or is that just asking for lyme disease/loss of innocence?

- Happy Camper (?) Mom

Dear Campy,

For once, I'm stumped. I was a camp counselor, but I can't remember what the kids did because I was usually too busy making out in the woods?

- Your Childless Friend

Dear Childless Friend,

How can I teach my kids to avoid fireworks this 4th of July?

- Safety First Mom

Dear Safe,

Some lessons can only be learned by losing a little bit of a hair in a bottle-rocket fire.

- Your Childless Friend

Dear Childless Friend,

Is it appropriate to let my toddler go naked at the beach or pool this summer?

- Bare Naked Mom

Dear Naked,

No. If they're not bikini-ready they should stay home ashamed like the rest of us.

- Your Childless Friend