Your Childless Friend On: Sending Kids To Camp

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Dear Childless Friend,
Should I send my kids to sleepaway camp, or is that just asking for lyme disease/loss of innocence?
- Happy Camper (?) Mom
Dear Campy,
For once, I'm stumped. I was a camp counselor, but I can't remember what the kids did because I was usually too busy making out in the woods?
- Your Childless Friend
Dear Childless Friend,
How can I teach my kids to avoid fireworks this 4th of July?
- Safety First Mom
Dear Safe,
Some lessons can only be learned by losing a little bit of a hair in a bottle-rocket fire.
- Your Childless Friend
How can I teach my kids to avoid fireworks this 4th of July?
- Safety First Mom
Dear Safe,
Some lessons can only be learned by losing a little bit of a hair in a bottle-rocket fire.
- Your Childless Friend
Dear Childless Friend,
Is it appropriate to let my toddler go naked at the beach or pool this summer?
- Bare Naked Mom
Dear Naked,
No. If they're not bikini-ready they should stay home ashamed like the rest of us.
- Your Childless Friend
Is it appropriate to let my toddler go naked at the beach or pool this summer?
- Bare Naked Mom
Dear Naked,
No. If they're not bikini-ready they should stay home ashamed like the rest of us.
- Your Childless Friend


