Top 9 Passive-Aggressive Things To Say To Your Husband During A Road Trip

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#9
"No, it's totally fine that you forgot the baby bag. We'll just wipe his butt with KFC towelettes."
#8
"From a safety point of view, it's good that you drive like an 87-year-old European."
#7
"You don't HAVE to use the blinker. Just like our entire family doesn't HAVE to survive this trip."
#6
"Don't worry, I'm sure the radio will drown out the sounds of our being lost."
#5
"Oh, THIS route is really original."
#4
"Stop him from crying? Sure. You just hold the steering wheel while I detach my breasts."
#3
"Are you keeping this blackened banana skin for posterity?"
#2
"Sure, I'll read the map. I pushed your baby out of my vagina, but I'll read the map too."
#1
"No, I don't see the extra diapers, but at least you brought your meticulously curated driving playlist."
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